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What would you do, if you saw this on your’e phone display?

What would you do, if you saw this on your’e phone display?

  • atractive boy: Hi, I'm in a rock band, I'm as old as your father and I'm married.
  • me: Hi, I dont care, fuck me now.
Jared always turns me on, no matter what. <3

Jared always turns me on, no matter what. <3

(Source: dirtysextomars)

  • me: why does no one in my school like my favourite band
  • someone from my school: omg i love them
  • me: no bitch, they're my favourite band, you can't like them